15 Ways Not To Talk To A Woman

15 Ways Not To Talk To A Woman

There’s all kinds of ways men can be taught to talk to a woman. But have you ever been told what not to do? You’re probably making some of these mistakes when you hit up the bar, but I’m here to help!

  1. At her chest

Look, girls stare at each other’s chests too, we get it. You just have to try your hardest to get out of this habit because we always know.

  1. With cockiness

If you’re full of yourself, then we won’t be.

  1. Don’t insult them

When guys get nervous with flirting, sometimes they poke fun without even realizing it. She’ll realize it, and she’ll hate it.

  1. For too long

If you’re out in a social situation like a bar, don’t hog her time. Even if she’s interested in you, it also helps sometimes if you play hard to get. You also don’t want to make her feel like she needs to entertain you because you won’t leave her alone.

  1. With your boys

Don’t bring your team over to participate in conversation. If one of your drunk buddies comes over to meddle, kick him out.

  1. Too much eye contact

Take a break from staring, you’re making her uncomfortable.

  1. While messing with your phone

If you’re entertaining yourself with something else, so will she.

  1. With nothing but questions

Don’t interview this Woman. If you can’t make conversation, she’s already lost interest.

  1. With too much touching

Don’t keeping finding ways to touch her while you’re talking. You’re making her uncomfortable. One or two grazes is okay, but don’t rest your hand on her lower back during your first chat.

  1. With rank breath

Please keep that breath on check honey.

  1. Talking yourself up

If you can only talk about yourself, she might end up deflating your ego.

  1. With too many jokes

It stopped being funny after joke No. 1.

  1. Not facing her

If you’re body is not positioned toward this woman, she’s going to think you’re not interested. More often than not, the woman is reading your body language more than you think she is.

  1. While you’re smoking

Gross. Even if you both smoke, don’t lead with a cigarette.

  1. With touchy subjects

Leave religion, politics, and past relationships out of your conversations for a while.

Things Women Should Do Before Ending a Serious Relationship

Things Women Should Do Before Ending a Serious Relationship

Ending a serious relationship is a life-changing decision. Here are 15 things a woman should do before ending a serious relationship.

Think In Terms Of The Future

Before you break up a serious Relationship, ask yourself if you can see him with you as part of your future.

Ask Yourself These Important Questions:

1) Can the relationship be saved?

2) Am I jumping the gun?

3) Am I going through anything that is putting a strain on my relationship?

Don’t Deliver Your Message In Public

The last thing you want to do is cause a scene. Remember to break off the relationship in private.

Don’t Break His Heart At The Following Time:

Don’t break off the relationship before he needs to go to work, while he is at work, before Valentine’s Day, Christmas, or his birthday. Always pick the best time.

Stay Calm

Don’t get upset and say things you can’t take back. Remember, to stay calm.

A Face to Face Conversation Is Best

When you plan to end a serious relationship, the worst way to end it is by email, text, social media, etc. Prepare yourself to have a face to face conversation, no matter how uncomfortable you will feel.

Don’t Start Dating Someone Else

You are technically still in a relationship, so don’t start looking for someone new UNTIL you break things off first. You really shouldn’t date right away. Instead give yourself time to breathe.

Don’t Act Suspicious

The worse thing you can do is act like you are creeping on the side or something isn’t right, when you aren’t. If you are ending a relationship because you don’t feel the sparks, or because he has turned into someone you can’t be with, don’t let him think it’s because you found someone else.

Think It Over

Once you end it, you can’t go back and say you were kidding or that you change your mind. That’s a lot for any person to take. You need to take some alone time and think it over before it’s too late.

Cry

You don’t want to get emotional during your talk with your partner, so it’s best to let out all your emotions prior to the talk.

Talk It Over

Don’t keep this decision you are making to yourself. Talk to someone you can confide in before taking the plunge to end it.

Take A Kickboxing Class

Remember, a relationship is 50-50. If you are planning to end it, it’s not just his fault; it’s partly yours too. Before you talk to him about ending the relationship, take all the excess anger out first. You can do that by taking a kickboxing class.

Avoid Angry Discussions

Telling him that you plan to end the relationship, isn’t going to be easy. Especially if you are blindsiding him. The worse thing to do is to tell him it’s over while having an argument.

Stop Having Sex

The worse message you can send is by continuing to sleep with him if you are seriously thinking about breaking off a serious relationship.

Before You Split, Talk To The Kids

If you have kids together, make sure you sit down with them and discuss what is about to happen. You will need to explain things age appropriate.

Things People Do When They First Meet The Parents

Things People Do When They First Meet The Parents

Meeting your boyfriend or girlfriend’s parents for the first time is a big deal. Here are 15 things to avoid doing so you don’t mess up your first impression on them.

Trying To Over Impress Them

They’ll see right through your act and they won’t be impressed at all.

Gossiping

Belittling others in front of your partner’s parents will only make you look bad.

Being Obnoxiously Loud

They get it, you’re nervous, but that doesn’t mean you need to be ridiculously loud to cover your anxiety.

Overstaying Their Welcome

Pay attention to social cues to tell you when it’s appropriate to leave, or else the parents may get annoyed that they have to entertain you for hours past their bedtime.

Leaving Early

On the other hand, if you skip out too soon they may think you’re rude. If you’re paying attention, you’ll be able to tell when it’s the right time to make your departure since I’m sure you’ll be dying to leave after an hour or two.

Being Overly Affectionate

Their parents already know that you like their kid, so there’s no need to get all lovey-dovey in front of them.

Talking About Religion Or Politics

It’s best to avoid bringing up any controversial topics, and when someone starts talking about politics or religion, it’s sure to lead to an unwanted heated debate.

Dressing Inappropriately

Always dress to impress when meeting parents for the first time, or else they will think meeting them isn’t important to you.

Don’t Offer To Help Clean Up

Of course they’ll decline your offer, but it’s best to show your willing to help out. It’s rude to just sit back and wait for them to clear your dishes, or clean up messes.

Turning Into An Introvert

Some people get shy when meeting someone for the first time, but make sure it doesn’t happen when meeting your significant other’s parents. It’s always awkward for someone to be anti-social when they need to make a good first impression.

Playing On Their Phone

Playing on your phone when meeting people is basically saying you don’t care what they think of you, or that you’re making a bad impression. Not the ideal way to meet someone’s parents for the first time.

Talking About Exes

Their parents most likely don’t care why your ex broke up with you, and discussing it only makes thing tense and weird.

Bodily Noises

They’re gross and not the best first impression, so please, hold it in.

Cussing

You may not even realize you’re doing it, but they do. It doesn’t make you look mature or cool, so try to hold your tongue when meeting the parents.

Calling Them ‘Mom’ Or ‘Dad’

They probably won’t be too comfortable with you calling them ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ the first time you meet them.

Weirdest Reasons Why Real Couples Got Divorced

Weirdest Reasons Why Real Couples Got Divorced

His Taste In Movies

A woman divorced his husband because he didn’t like ‘Frozen’. Wait, someone didn’t like ‘Frozen’? Totally fair.

Third Wheel

A man decided to bring his mother to his honeymoon. Then his wife decided to divorce him. Wait, are you telling me that is wrong?

Crazy Cat Lady

A man divorced his wife after she adopted 550 cats. No, that’s not a random number.

Losers Weepers

A man bet his wife at a poker game and lost her. The wife divorced him and married the winner. Makes sense.

Guantanamo

A woman realized her husband had her contact information on his cellphone under the lovely nickname ‘Guantanamo’. She proceeded to divorce him. Whatever happened to ‘Pooh-Bear’ and ‘Ladybug’?

Table manners

Apparently no one told this guy that you’re not supposed to eat green beans with bread instead of a fork. Now he’s single.

Bathing Bucket Dispute

Bathing buckets are a thing in India, and a woman took hers very seriously when she decided to divorce her husband for using it.

Clean Freak

A little smudge on a wall made a guy tear it down and build it up again. He’s now waiting to find another wife.

Social Media

If it’s not on Facebook, it didn’t happen, right? That’s what a woman thought when she filed for divorce after her husband failed to update his relationship status.

Olympic Support

The love for the Olympics lead this Chinese man to sell his house so he could run across the country in support for the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games. Now he’s homeless and wifeless.

WoW Addiction

People can get really obsessed with video games. A woman claims that his husband was so addicted to World of Warcraft that she had to divorce him.

Too Ugly

A man sued his wife for having ugly children that looked nothing like them. Turns out the wife had extensive plastic surgery. He won a lot of money and his freedom.

Size Does Matter

A woman divorced his husband for being “too small”, if you know what I mean. Whatever happened to compatibility? Jeez.

50 Shades Of Nope

A powerful businesswoman decided to divorce her husband after ’50 Shades of Grey’ failed to spice up their sex life. Shouldn’t she be divorcing the author instead?

Just Another Woman

A woman lied about her age, saying she was 24 when she was actually 30, and her husband divorced her for it. Shouldn’t we be focusing on the fact that women still have to lie about silly stuff like that?

The Parrot Snitcher

A woman divorced her husband after their parrot started saying words and phrases like: “divorce”, “be patient” and “I love you”. Was the parrot being an undercover informant?

Food Harassment

A vegetarian man filed for divorce from his wife after he claims he was harassed with meat. Yup, that happens.

Yada Yada Yada

He just talked too much! So she obviously had to divorce him.

Taking Care Of Others

I assume there’s more to this story than I could find anywhere, but apparently a woman divorced her husband for feeding stray dogs. Their budget was tight, and he was spending everything.

No Sleep No Wife

If you snore, you’re getting divorced, end of story — at least for a woman who’d probably never heard of ear plugs.

Ways To Give The Perfect Apology To Your Ex After A Bad Breakup

Ways To Give The Perfect Apology To Your Ex After A Bad Breakup

Apologizing to an ex is not an easy task. Check out these tips to give the perfect apology!

Wait A Month

You should wait at least a month before apologizing so that you have plenty of time to process the breakup.

Apologize From The Heart

If you can’t apologize from the heart, you’re not ready to apologize.

Don’t Apologize Just To Get Him Or Her Back

You shouldn’t have a motive behind your apology.

Don’t Argue

You’re apology won’t mean anything to your ex if you end up arguing.

Apologize For Any Pain You Might Have Caused

If you recognize that you caused your ex pain, you need to apologize for it.

Apologize For The Right Reasons

You need to think about the reasons you’re apologizing to make sure you’re not doing it for selfish reasons.

Stay Calm & Be Patient

Your ex might get angry during your apology. If this happens, stay calm and wait till he or she is no longer angry.

Plan What You Will Say

Your ex will be able to tell that you put a lot of time and thought into your apology if you plan what you will say ahead of time.

Explain What Things You Did Wrong

Acknowledge that you know you did certain things wrong and explain them.

Don’t Put Any Blame On Him Or Her

Apologize for the things you did wrong, but do not bring up anything you think he or she did wrong.

Express Empathy

Acknowledge that you know how he or she must have felt when you did certain things.

Be Specific

Don’t beat around the bush with a broad apology.

Apologize In Person

If you can get your ex to meet you somewhere in person, you’re apology will be much more sincere.

Make Realistic Promises

You can make promises that you will work on certain issues, but if you want to get back together with your ex, don’t promise there will never be any conflict. That’s a promise you probably won’t be able to keep.

Follow Up With Positive Changes

This will show you meant everything you said. Actions speak louder than words.

10 Reasons You Should Cheat on Him

Reasons You Should Cheat on Him

There are certain obvious signs it’s time to have a little fun on the side.

  1. The Candy That He Ate

He gave you candy without flowers on Valentine’s Day, and as soon as you opened the candy he ate all the chocolates except the coconut one which he knew you hated.

  1. The Nasty Girl Next Door

On his laptop he replaced the screensaver of you in your wedding dress with a bikini shot of the new aerobics instructor who just moved in next door.

  1. The Flat He Expects You to Change

Last week when you had a blowout on the Interstate and pulled over on the shoulder he said, “I’ll open the trunk for you so you can change the tire.”

  1. His Cheating Co-worker

In the middle of the night on Tuesday he screamed out in his sleep: “Sabrina, I told you we can’t do this at work. Let’s wait till my wife goes to her sales expo in Akron!”

  1. The Bottle You Tried to Hide

When you confiscated all the bottles of Jack Daniels you noticed a funny smell in the paper milk carton and after he ate his Corn Flakes he began clucking like a rooster.

  1. The Grass Spot His Bad Habit Made

You noticed a strange bare spot where grass didn’t grow behind the back patio, and so you started spying on him when he went out there and discovered he took a leak on that spot every night at 7:30.

  1. The Silly Game He’d Rather Play Than Satisfy You

When you told him you were in the mood two weeks ago he came to bed at 12:30 and played Candy Crush Saga on his phone till you were out cold.

  1. His Old Aunt Betty

He deleted all the text messages from females on his phone except the ones from his sister Ruthie and his Aunt Betty in Tacoma.

  1. What He Reminds You of In Bed

He snores like a hog and claims you do.

  1. A New Partner

Because the most gorgeous guy you ever saw in your life just asked you to go to Maui with him for a week.

Things All Couples Should Do Together Before Getting Married

Things All Couples Should Do Together Before Getting Married

Don’t even think about getting married before you do these things with your significant other!

  1. Go On Date Nights Regularly

If you don’t get in the habit of going on dates before you get married, you’ll never go on dates once you get married.

  1. Travel

Go somewhere new you both have been wanting to visit.

  1. Spend Time Doing Things You Both Love

Spending time doing things you both enjoy will bring you closer.

  1. Spill Your Secrets

It’s not good to go into marriage with skeletons still in your closet.

  1. Decide Where You Will Live

Are you going to live closer to his place of employment or yours? Do you want to live in the country or in the city?

  1. Divide Household Chores

Who’s going to do the laundry? Are you each going to do your own laundry? Who will do the dishes?

  1. Become Friends With Each Other’s Friends

It’s important to like each other’s friends so you can all spend time together.

  1. Have A Big Fight & Make Up

If you go into marriage without ever having a big fight, you won’t know how you’ll handle a fight once it happens.

  1. Talk About Kids

You need to talk about how many kids each of you wants to have or if you don’t want to have children.

  1. Get A Pet Together

You need to make sure you are both capable of sharing the responsibility of taking care of something.

  1. Spend Time With Each Other’s Families

It’s important to make sure you are comfortable around each other’s families before you get married.

  1. Spend Time Doing What The Other Person Loves

It’s good to share interests, but you should also try to like some of the other person’s hobbies as well.

  1. Spend Time With Married Couples

This will give you a feel of what it’s really like to be married.

  1. Talk About Your Finances

You need to know how much debt you both have. You should also discuss who will pay the bills.

  1. Live Together

Being in a relationship with someone is one thing. Living with that person is completely different. Making sure you can live together before you get married might save your marriage.