These guys are a dime a dozen. You’ll see them all over the dating apps and recognize them easily. If you learn nothing else from their profile, at least you know they aren’t that original.
- No Filter
This guy is straight to the point, no small talk. I guess his awesome personality hasn’t been too successful and he is over wasting time. “That’s so hot, right?” said no girl, ever. Bye, Felipe.
- Forum Troll
This guy took to a bodybuilding forum to ask if his “aesthetics were enough” to bag 7/10 and above Tinder chicks, since he heard the cute “sloots” are super picky. Honey, your looks are not the problem; it is literally everything else.
- Carcasses Are Not Attractive
This is an automatic no. Your hunting and fishing photos gross women out.
- The Gun Show
I’d like to return my tickets, please.
- Those Earrings
I only matched with you so I could instruct you to change your settings because you are obviously not looking for women.
- Puppies Photos Are Cheating
To spark my interest with a photo of an adorable dog is simply not fair.
- Cat Man
… Or a cat, for that matter.
Well, this is awkward.
- Ladies Man
Oh, you hang out with girls. That must mean you’re a good guy!
- The Musician
In this particular case, he’s a poet too. Perspiration engulfing his luscious locks just doesn’t sound very appealing.
- Mr. Fascinating
This guy leads an interesting life and many women would call him a dreamboat. Take this as a warning sign. Keep in mind, ladies — he knows exactly how special he is and he will take full advantage of it. You’ll have a very hard time winning the heart of this man.
- Instagram Artist
Follow this guy to see more of his selfie art. Or, you could just not.
- Emoji Guy
If you can be summarized by a series of emojis, I feel really bad for you.
- Gun Nut
In this case he comes with a side of godawful humor.
Brag car, brag kitchen, brag boat – some guys just love to show off. These fellas don’t seem to realize that this attracts exactly the kind of woman that makes them think all women are superficial.