This is for you guys. A woman can get lucky whenever she feels like it, but unfortunately that’s not always the case for menfolk. Here are the signs you should watch out for so you don’t waste your time!
She Says She’s on Her Period
Guess what? She’s probably not! Muahahaha.
Her Body Language
If her back is facing to you more than her front, you’ve already lost.
She’s Got a CB With Her
Yup, if she’s got that ugly friend who wants to drag her home and away from you … 99 percent of the time she’s just gonna go with the friend. Never mess with a c—block.
She Insists on Buying Her Own Drinks
She doesn’t want to owe you anything.
It’s a Sausage Fest
Come on, I had to throw an obvious one in there!
She Keeps Saying She’s Tired
This can be either via text or in person. I think every guy is familiar with this one, either from your wife or from a girl you’re pursuing.
- She Doesn’t Look Good
If you’re at home and she’s lounging around in sweats with no makeup on, her confidence level is at a low. If she doesn’t feel sexy, the likelihood of sex has dropped big time.
She Says She Has a Headace
Just like her period, she doesn’t.
‘The Real Housewives’ is on
Yea, you definitely ain’t Getting any honey!
She’s Mentioned the Word Cuddle
If you haven’t even gotten into foreplay and this word comes up, you might as well pull up Safari on that iPhone and hit up RedTube.
She Doesn’t Respond to Your Touch
If you’re the only one doing the touching, you will go no further.
She Brings Up Something Totally Unsexy
Like your mother. She’s deflecting, and she just won.
You Got the Eye Roll
My favorite facial expression! This means no more than the word “no” does.
She Hasn’t Shaved
Most women get self conscious if they haven’t shaved, and I’m not just talking about legs and armpits. Some women will intentionally not shave before going to to stop themselves from a random hook-up because they don’t want to be embarrassed. Other information can be found on W88
She Tells You to Get Off
You’ve heard it. You’ve heard it a hundred times. An oldie, but a goodie.