Things You Wish Your Boyfriend Would Stop Doing

Things You Wish Your Boyfriend Would Stop Doing

We love our boyfriends — we love them so much. But sometimes we just don’t like them. There are a lot of things that can get on a woman’s nerves, and these are things we just wish our men would stop doing!

Obsessing Over Fantasy Football

I feel like fantasy sports has ruined pride in the sports community. It seems like fantasy participants don’t root for their team anymore, but for the roster of their fantasy team. Anyways, boyfriends have become obsessed with their teams which takes dozens of hours online, mixed with ridiculous group texts and extra time sucked into their cell phone. I’m over here, honey.

Farting In Front Of Me

It’s lovely that we’re so free and open with each other, but just because you feel open enough with me to do it doesn’t mean you should.

Making Fun Of My Shows

I understand you don’t like ‘Pretty Little Liars’ and ‘The Real Housewives’, but I don’t like the Redzone channel for 12 hours on Sunday or ‘Buying Alaska’. You don’t hear me complaining about it to you, do you? So leave my housewives alone.

Being Little Spoon

I don’t know where the cliche came from that men are always big spoon. In every picture, movie and television show, the man is always spooning the woman in bed. This is false. Every girlfriend knows she is the big spoon and her man is little spoon. Men turn into little babies when it comes to cuddling. Man up and hold me.

Always Wanting It In The Morning

Guys get morning wood. We get it. Unfortunately for you there is no such thing as morning moist. We don’t want it that bad in the morning. Sorry Charlie, you could at least brush your teeth before trying though.

Being Lazy Around the House

I’m a little more traditional than most women, and I feel like women should keep the house clean. I don’t expect anyone to share the same values as me when it comes to that. However, when I have to keep picking up your socks every day and finding clothes draped over the kitchen chairs, I might lose my cool. Just do the bare minimum, that’s all I ask.

Not Refilling the Toilet Paper

What is it with men and the toilet paper roll? We have to use it no matter what we’re doing in there; you only have to use it for No. 2. Maybe they feel like we need it more so it’s our responsibility. Men are the kings of getting a new roll and just sitting it on top. Come on, man; just pop the spring loaded bar out and slide it on. You should be familiar with that.

Telling Me What He Thinks I Want To Hear

Let me tell you guys, we know when you’re telling us BS. When we just woke up and have last night’s mascara caked under our eyes with our stank breath and ratchet hair and you tell us we look beautiful… please. I’d rather you tell me I look rough and laugh with me about it. We know we look like crap. This goes all across the board too, like saying you don’t like strip clubs, or you liked the new salmon dinner we cooked. Be honest, honey; we’ll appreciate it.

Letting His Hair Go Wild

Namely downtown. Men complain that women don’t give oral enough, but maybe there’s a reason for it, sweet cheeks. Keep it together down there, as well as nose, neck, ear, back and chest hair. Would you like it if we didn’t maintain our hair?

Double Standards

Men can go a really long time without responding to a phone call or text message. But god forbid you don’t respond to him immediately and he gets all whiny and keeps texting and calling you asking where you are. Men are more needy than they like to admit.

Not Caring About Holidays

Anniversaries aren’t for you, they’re for us. Men think of anniversaries as just another day of the year. We think of it as a milestone and a celebration of our relationship. Just because you don’t have feelings about something, doesn’t mean we don’t. I don’t care about Sundays during football season, but I continually cook an abundance of food for your 10-plus friends who come over because it means something to you. Let’s reciprocate shall we? This goes for birthdays and religious holidays as well.

Putting The Seat Down

I’m going to champion for men on this one. You don’t need to put the seat down for me. If you have to lift it up to go, it’s the same amount of effort that I would need to exert to pull it down to go. It doesn’t make any sense. This is just something women want control over and it has no merit. Leave the seat up, honey bunch.

Acting Like A Baby When He’s Sick

Why do men act like total pussies when they have an illness? They drag on and whine and beg for you to take care of them. Take some NyQuil and some vitamin C and shut up already.

Adjusting Himself Constantly

I can’t carry on a conversation with you on the couch when your cupping yourself. I don’t know what it’s like to have that junk so maybe I don’t understand, but it’s pretty gross when you’re constantly grabbing at your sweaty business.

Not Proposing

I mean, he doesn’t propose every single day. Isn’t that a little bit excessive? Maybe he’s not proposing because I just nagged 14 things that annoy me about him. Hmm.

10 Ways To Make Your Relationship Stronger

10 Ways To Make Your Relationship Stronger

These 10 things are guaranteed to help you establish a stronger relationship, especially if you and your partner are having problems.

Hang Out With Other Couples

Spending time with other couples will allow you and your partner to see how how healthy Relationships function. It’s important to have a role model when it comes to building a strong relationship.

Exercise Together

Working out together will not only give you quality time together, but it will also help relieve any stress that may be toxic to your relationship.

Invest In Books

Turning to experts is a great idea when you want to improve your relationship. There’s nothing wrong with investing in a relationship advice book to overcome any issues you may have with your significant other.

Pillow Talk

Pillow talk is a great way to be open and honest with one another. It’s a moment that you can both let your guard down and share what’s really on your mind.

Designate A Date Night

Set aside a time to spend together in a relaxing environment. It’s important to keep the romance alive, and having date nights is a great way to focus on just your relationship.

Argue

Having verbal disagreements may be what it takes to express your issues and concerns. If you never argue, how can your partner know that you’re upset?

Share A Hobby

Learn something new together that only you two share. Finding a joint hobby is a great way to add excitement to your relationship and rejuvenate your romance.

Get A Baby Sitter

Take a break from everyday life and focus on only your relationship. Your kids are important, but so is finding some alone time.

Go To Counseling

Going to a relationship counselor may provide the comfort and environment needed to get issues out in the open — so you can resolve them.

Focus On Communication

Above all, make sure you always have good communication. Being able to discuss differences and issues without getting frustrated or angry is what having a mature relationship is all about. When something is bothering you, the worst thing you can do is hide it from your partner.

Weirdest Reasons Why Real Couples Got Divorced

Weirdest Reasons Why Real Couples Got Divorced

His Taste In Movies

A woman divorced his husband because he didn’t like ‘Frozen’. Wait, someone didn’t like ‘Frozen’? Totally fair.

Third Wheel

A man decided to bring his mother to his honeymoon. Then his wife decided to divorce him. Wait, are you telling me that is wrong?

Crazy Cat Lady

A man divorced his wife after she adopted 550 cats. No, that’s not a random number.

Losers Weepers

A man bet his wife at a poker game and lost her. The wife divorced him and married the winner. Makes sense.

Guantanamo

A woman realized her husband had her contact information on his cellphone under the lovely nickname ‘Guantanamo’. She proceeded to divorce him. Whatever happened to ‘Pooh-Bear’ and ‘Ladybug’?

Table manners

Apparently no one told this guy that you’re not supposed to eat green beans with bread instead of a fork. Now he’s single.

Bathing Bucket Dispute

Bathing buckets are a thing in India, and a woman took hers very seriously when she decided to divorce her husband for using it.

Clean Freak

A little smudge on a wall made a guy tear it down and build it up again. He’s now waiting to find another wife.

Social Media

If it’s not on Facebook, it didn’t happen, right? That’s what a woman thought when she filed for divorce after her husband failed to update his relationship status.

Olympic Support

The love for the Olympics lead this Chinese man to sell his house so he could run across the country in support for the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games. Now he’s homeless and wifeless.

WoW Addiction

People can get really obsessed with video games. A woman claims that his husband was so addicted to World of Warcraft that she had to divorce him.

Too Ugly

A man sued his wife for having ugly children that looked nothing like them. Turns out the wife had extensive plastic surgery. He won a lot of money and his freedom.

Size Does Matter

A woman divorced his husband for being “too small”, if you know what I mean. Whatever happened to compatibility? Jeez.

50 Shades Of Nope

A powerful businesswoman decided to divorce her husband after ’50 Shades of Grey’ failed to spice up their sex life. Shouldn’t she be divorcing the author instead?

Just Another Woman

A woman lied about her age, saying she was 24 when she was actually 30, and her husband divorced her for it. Shouldn’t we be focusing on the fact that women still have to lie about silly stuff like that?

The Parrot Snitcher

A woman divorced her husband after their parrot started saying words and phrases like: “divorce”, “be patient” and “I love you”. Was the parrot being an undercover informant?

Food Harassment

A vegetarian man filed for divorce from his wife after he claims he was harassed with meat. Yup, that happens.

Yada Yada Yada

He just talked too much! So she obviously had to divorce him.

Taking Care Of Others

I assume there’s more to this story than I could find anywhere, but apparently a woman divorced her husband for feeding stray dogs. Their budget was tight, and he was spending everything.

No Sleep No Wife

If you snore, you’re getting divorced, end of story — at least for a woman who’d probably never heard of ear plugs.

Ways To Give The Perfect Apology To Your Ex After A Bad Breakup

Ways To Give The Perfect Apology To Your Ex After A Bad Breakup

Apologizing to an ex is not an easy task. Check out these tips to give the perfect apology!

Wait A Month

You should wait at least a month before apologizing so that you have plenty of time to process the breakup.

Apologize From The Heart

If you can’t apologize from the heart, you’re not ready to apologize.

Don’t Apologize Just To Get Him Or Her Back

You shouldn’t have a motive behind your apology.

Don’t Argue

You’re apology won’t mean anything to your ex if you end up arguing.

Apologize For Any Pain You Might Have Caused

If you recognize that you caused your ex pain, you need to apologize for it.

Apologize For The Right Reasons

You need to think about the reasons you’re apologizing to make sure you’re not doing it for selfish reasons.

Stay Calm & Be Patient

Your ex might get angry during your apology. If this happens, stay calm and wait till he or she is no longer angry.

Plan What You Will Say

Your ex will be able to tell that you put a lot of time and thought into your apology if you plan what you will say ahead of time.

Explain What Things You Did Wrong

Acknowledge that you know you did certain things wrong and explain them.

Don’t Put Any Blame On Him Or Her

Apologize for the things you did wrong, but do not bring up anything you think he or she did wrong.

Express Empathy

Acknowledge that you know how he or she must have felt when you did certain things.

Be Specific

Don’t beat around the bush with a broad apology.

Apologize In Person

If you can get your ex to meet you somewhere in person, you’re apology will be much more sincere.

Make Realistic Promises

You can make promises that you will work on certain issues, but if you want to get back together with your ex, don’t promise there will never be any conflict. That’s a promise you probably won’t be able to keep.

Follow Up With Positive Changes

This will show you meant everything you said. Actions speak louder than words.

10 Reasons You Should Cheat on Him

Reasons You Should Cheat on Him

There are certain obvious signs it’s time to have a little fun on the side.

  1. The Candy That He Ate

He gave you candy without flowers on Valentine’s Day, and as soon as you opened the candy he ate all the chocolates except the coconut one which he knew you hated.

  1. The Nasty Girl Next Door

On his laptop he replaced the screensaver of you in your wedding dress with a bikini shot of the new aerobics instructor who just moved in next door.

  1. The Flat He Expects You to Change

Last week when you had a blowout on the Interstate and pulled over on the shoulder he said, “I’ll open the trunk for you so you can change the tire.”

  1. His Cheating Co-worker

In the middle of the night on Tuesday he screamed out in his sleep: “Sabrina, I told you we can’t do this at work. Let’s wait till my wife goes to her sales expo in Akron!”

  1. The Bottle You Tried to Hide

When you confiscated all the bottles of Jack Daniels you noticed a funny smell in the paper milk carton and after he ate his Corn Flakes he began clucking like a rooster.

  1. The Grass Spot His Bad Habit Made

You noticed a strange bare spot where grass didn’t grow behind the back patio, and so you started spying on him when he went out there and discovered he took a leak on that spot every night at 7:30.

  1. The Silly Game He’d Rather Play Than Satisfy You

When you told him you were in the mood two weeks ago he came to bed at 12:30 and played Candy Crush Saga on his phone till you were out cold.

  1. His Old Aunt Betty

He deleted all the text messages from females on his phone except the ones from his sister Ruthie and his Aunt Betty in Tacoma.

  1. What He Reminds You of In Bed

He snores like a hog and claims you do.

  1. A New Partner

Because the most gorgeous guy you ever saw in your life just asked you to go to Maui with him for a week.

Dating Advice For Teen Guys

Dating Advice For Teen Guys

In today’s world, you may be surprised to know that teenagers count for 25 percent of the dating population. The percentage of teens engaging in sexual encounters with or without dating is up to 48 percent. With that said, dating and sex can be a confusing time for teens. Here are tips to help teens guys on the dating trail.

Study Up On A Girl’s Likes

Dating someone who has common interests will not only make dating more comfortable, but also more fun.

Exchange Phone Numbers

Don’t just text each other; actually talk to each other at least twice a week. Having actual conversations minus the texting will help you bond and help you both learn how to have actual conversations when you are together.

Friends First

This is the part where adults screw up. They jump right into dating without forming a friendship, and some guys think that if a girl just is being “friendly,” she isn’t interested in more. This is assuming the wrong thing.

Stay Away From Sex

As tempting as it is to engage in sexual relations, if you are under the age of 19, you really shouldn’t be engaging in sex with multiple partners. Sex makes everything complicated. Besides getting pregnant, you could also be in danger of STDs. If you are serious about your partner and dated exclusively for six months, then you take the next step.

Flirting Doesn’t Equal Pick-Up Lines

A pick-up line is NOT flirting. It’s a coward’s way of trying to get a booty call or a girl’s number. They are lame and shouldn’t be used … ever!

Don’t Be Afraid To Show Affection

Most men today are afraid to show their feelings. There is no written rule that say men can’t show their feelings. The stereotype that men are tough needs to vanish. A woman wants to know that you appreciate her, think about her and want her.

Be Clean

A complete turn-off is when a guy smells and is dirty-looking besides the cologne and aftershave overkill. Make sure you stay clean and neat as well.

Dress The Part

This does not mean you should not have your own style. Tidy yourself up, and make sure that you are clean and not wrinkled. Also, pay attention to your hair. Wear a belt regardless of whether or not the shirt you are wearing is tucked in. Opt for the clothes which are suitable for the situation. Be trendy, but still be yourself.

Don’t Be Cocky

No woman is going to care about you constantly bragging. In fact, the more you brag, the more you chase away a woman who in fact can be very suitable for you.

Use Your Manners

Today’s parents don’t teach their children manners. Not only that, but most kids today don’t even know how to respect others. Open a door for a lady, let her sit down first, be polite and respectful. That will get you far.

Pay For The First Date

Don’t be cheap. Pay for the first date. It’s called chivalry — let’s not have it be totally dead.

Group Dating Is A Great Idea

If you are nervous about going on a date alone, go out on a group date instead. Double-dating is a great idea even in 2015.

Communication Is Key

If you don’t communicate how you feel, how is she expected to know what you are thinking, wanting or feeling? Don’t fall for the stereotype that all guys need to be tough. It’s more than okay to tell her how you feel.

Stay Off Facebook

Instead of going on Facebook to talk about your relationship, here’s an idea: just talk to the person you are in a relationship with! 90 percent of divorces mention Facebook as a reason. Social media ruins relationships because instead of having face-to-face conversations, you are relying on social media.

Sexting Is A No-No

Put down the phone. I repeat, put down the phone. Stop sending sexual photos that can one day come back and haunt you. Not only that, but you are not sure what your partner will end up doing with those photos. So why risk it?